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Pre-requisites to be a south Indian Hero
Date Added: August 10, 2011 09:05:55 AM
Author: tomelton
Category: Entertainment: Comedy

1) You should have a lot of body hair and be ready to expose it.An ugly mustache that you totally believe to be stylish and are proud of it also works wonders. Atleast, that is what most directors and actors seem to have believed for a long while. 2) It is always better to have a big tummy. Lack of a decent physique combined with a bad hairstyle/wig and an ugly mustache was the way to go for ages in southern movies. So, it should most probably work for you. I can imagine what is on your mind right now, it is this thought "No way, that is not right. That cannot be true" It is true and very much so. 3) It also works to have a North Indian actress(who is half the age of the hero) in the movie, who for some reason, god knows why is in awe of you and thinks you are her Edward (Twilight) and you obviously are not interested . 4) If you have some special powers; it works like a charm. Your powers can range from super strength(being able to throw a fully grown man for 10 meters) to ability to hit 15-20 people at once. 5) If you can stop trains or make them go back; you might even be an internet sensation. Yep, it happened and it is true. 6) It is an added advantage if you can make a song with hidden English meaning and some awesome dance steps. 7)Try to be bullet proof; I know it is hard but try. I know, i know you think it is not physically, realistically possible but this is south Indian cinema. Logic and reason have little to do anything with it.The idea is satisfy the masses and they do it better than any other movie industry. Leaving these there are some essentials that you should be able to do like wearing red and yellow color pants, always donning a hair cut that does not suit you or per say won't suit anyone. :P I know i have made fun of south Indian movies, their heroes, directors, actors, their dressing sense, their fights but it is all in good humor. In reality, the biggest stars are from south Indian movies like Rajnikanth, Chiranjeevi. Tollywood makes the most number of movies in a year. They come up with some of the best stories and movies in Indian cinema. Even Salman Khan and Aamir khan are remaking the southern movies. The masses love their stars and treat them as demi gods. I like some of these stars and wait patiently and anxiously for their movies to release. I love to watch their movies and see what the star has said or done in his latest movie. Yes, the movies and stars are funny to some people but they work and people love them. Original source is: - http://top10point1.com/post-detail/?pkd=525
 
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